THE HOUSE WITH THE CHRISTMAS
LIGHTS
Copyright © 2012 by Richard
S. Platz
All rights reserved
Herb Gardner stared out the wavy pane of a tall, leaded-glass
window on the second floor of the old red-brick YMCA building,
two doors east of the Copper Queen Hotel. He gazed through binoculars
at the small wooden structure just beyond the empty asphalt
courtyard of Central School. It was one of two identical company
houses squatting side by side on Opera Street, which climbed
the hill steeply toward the right. They were tiny buildings,
lost among the surrounding red brick giants. He was interested
in the one on the right. It was old and narrow and brown with
a rusting tin roof and broken gable trim. A string of Christmas
lights looped haphazardly over the door and across the single
window in the front. A narrow porch with a wooden railing disappeared
around the left side.
He wondered again if the Christmas lights were for real. Or
for camouflage. Or just a joke of the idiosyncratic owner, whom
he suspected he would never meet.
Herb set the binoculars on the window ledge. The refurbished
loft suite was like an apartment. A gridwork of plastered walls,
which did not quite reach the towering ceiling, divided the
space into a kitchen, a living room, a bathroom and a bedroom.
Ten tall restored windows opened out on the center of Bisbee,
Arizona, and the mountains beyond. It had been a pleasant space
for him and Annie.
The town had that quaint antique feel of an old world city.
Weathered stone buildings. Narrow canyon streets. Steep sidewalks
climbing every which way. More pedestrians than automobiles.
A mile-high city oddly misplaced in the Southern Arizona desert,
nestled in the hills and valleys of the Mule Mountains just
across the border from Naco, Sonora, Mexico.
Miners founded the town in 1890. By the early 1900s, Bisbee
was the largest city between St. Louis and San Francisco. Hard
to imagine as Herb and Annie had strolled through the winding
streets past crumbling rock foundation walls, climbed the ubiquitous
concrete stairways, and skirted the precipitous crater of the
abandoned open-pit mine. The Lavender Pit had gobbled up much
of the original town before falling copper prices had closed
it in 1974.
They had walked the streets, he and Annie, rediscovering the
joy of being alone with each other. The first morning up Brewery
Gulch to climb the long, steep stairs to OK Street. In the evening
down Subway Street, a haven for dirt-poor local artists, and
through the old-world canyon of downtown. Up Tombstone Canyon
past the City Hall and into the neighborhoods of small residences,
some relocated before the spreading maw of the open-pit mine.
Alone now, Herb spent a lot of time looking out those tall
windows. Gazing as the lights of town emerged from the growing
blackness below. Watching the morning sunlight crawl down the
face of the hills. Following the local residents as they climbed
the steep streets and walkways, strolled to and from work, and
jogged in the cool of the morning. Watching the little house
with the Christmas lights. And waiting for something to happen.
Annie had gone back to New York in a huff more than two weeks
ago. "You're obsessed by this . . . this . . . thing,"
she had accused him as she stomped out the door with her carry-on
suitcase in one hand and shoulder bag slung over her other arm.
And Herb had known she was right. He was obsessed. He
was dead sure of that. But he just couldn't tear himself away.
She had driven back to Tucson in the rental car. He was on
foot now, but in Bisbee, that didn't seem to matter much. Twice
he had renewed the weekly rental on the suite, each time thinking
it would be the last time. His law practice in the Big Apple
was completely ignored. So far his partners had covered for
him, but they were starting to grumble. They were no longer
supportive. They wanted to know what was so damned important
to keep him down in Bisbee for so long. And Herb, of course,
hadn't been able to tell them the truth. Not about "this
thing." Partly because they weren't going to believe
him. Nobody would. But mainly because he no longer knew what
the truth really was.
Maybe I am going insane, Herb thought for the
thousandth time, burying his face in his hands. How could
it be otherwise? But then he would gaze across at the little
house with the Christmas lights. Something very odd was going
on there.
It had started the night before they were first scheduled
to leave. They had eaten dinner at the restaurant in the Copper
Queen Hotel. The special had been crab cakes. Over cocktails
and a bottle of wine they had talked of Annie moving in with
him in his condo in the big city. After dinner they picked up
a room rate card at the front desk, joking about the "Ghost
Hunts available to Hotel Guests every Thursday" advertised
on the back.
In the crisp darkness of that late December evening, they
took a stroll through the old downtown, looking in the windows
of the closed shops and galleries, then circling back through
Subway Street, with its scary dark shadows and curious doorways,
sinister and at the same time fascinating. No one else was on
the street as they climbed the short block of Shearer Street
back toward their suite.
They entered the plaza of the old Central School, lit by the
yellow gleam of antique street lights. Ahead they could see
the lights of their suite on the second floor of the three-story
brick YMCA building. Herb happened to glance to his left and
had seen an Indian climbing the porch of the little house, beneath
the Christmas tree lights. A flash of white war paint. A long
bow over his shoulder. It was strange to see the tall, wiry,
nearly naked figure on such a crisp evening, and from Herb's
vantage point he almost seemed to pass through the front
door of the dwelling, without opening and closing the door at
all. By the time he called Annie's attention to the Indian,
he was already gone.
"You didn't see him then?" Herb had asked.
"See what?"
"That Indian."
"What Indian?"
"The one who just went into that little house with the
Christmas lights."
Annie knew him well enough to see that Herb was growing agitated.
"What are you talking about?" she asked calmly. "Tell
me exactly what it is you just saw."
And so Herb told her.
"Probably just some . . . Christmas decoration deal or
something. Oh! I know. Maybe it was one of the actors from that
theater company production at the school, don't you think?"
"But that's some English detective play . . . some Agatha
Christie play . . ."
"And Then There Were None," Annie replied.
"That's what the lady said."
Herb nodded. They had talked to a woman who was spray-painting
chairs for the production out on the school parking lot earlier
that day.
Annie thought about it for a moment, then smiled, "Well,
there you have it."
"What?"
"That play was originally called Ten Little
Indians'."
Herb did not think he had seen an actor, but he was beginning
to feel foolish. Though he shook his head, he admitted, "Maybe
you're right. I was just seeing things."
That night he had tossed restlessly, unable to fall asleep.
In his mind's eye Herb kept seeing that damned Indian disappear
through the door of the little house with the Christmas lights.
To keep from waking Annie, he climbed out of bed and sat in
the living room gazing out at the house. For a very long time
Herb sat there, perhaps dozing, before he saw the shadowy figure
of an old hard-rock miner, leading his scrawny, heavily-laden
burro, climb out of the mouth of the dark cross street to his
left and up Opera Street. He shouldn't have been there. Herb
knew that. And he also knew what was going to happen. The miner
turned in toward the little house, led his balking burro up
the wooden steps, and disappeared through the front door. Burro
and all. Just like the Indian had.
In the morning light Herb couldn't bring himself to tell Annie
about the miner and his burro. He wanted to, but just couldn't.
Instead, at his insistence, they had agreed to stay another
night. Herb had wanted two more nights, or even three, but Annie
had to be back at work at her advertising firm. She had an important
client scheduled on Tuesday. They compromised on one more night.
Rescheduling their flight reservations had been no trouble at
all. That was a major benefit of flying first-class, after all.
Herb set down his birding binoculars and adjusted the Venetian
blinds, opening them just right to allow viewing outside without
being obvious in the changing light. He rechecked the connection
between the video camera and the USB port of his laptop. Tested
the cable to the portable memory drive he had picked up at the
Radio Shack in Douglas the day before Annie left. When she was
still curious about the Indian. His little project. This thing.
When she still believed there would be a simple explanation,
ripe for the plucking. She had even volunteered to go over and
talk to the community theater group at the old school. There
were no Indians in the cast.
The ache in his heart swelled, and Herb felt faint with despair.
He missed Annie. Had missed her from the moment she stormed
out and he had been too stubborn, too hurt by her abandonment,
to utter a kind valediction. She had phoned him twice. When
are you coming home? He didn't know. Though she had tried
her best to understand, both conversations had ended brusquely.
Then she had stopped calling. And he was unable to pick up the
phone himself.
The video recordings had proved nothing. The night was too
dark. The light too feeble. The distance too great. The recordings
came out grainy. Blurred. Once he thought he had seen the image
of a woman, a ragged Pioneer woman carrying her daughter in
her arms, climb the steps and pass through the front door. But
he could never find that clip again. Odd. Perhaps he had captured
something. Perhaps not. Perhaps he had captured only shadows
of the tree branches dancing across the little door. How many
times he had reviewed the recordings, he could no longer remember.
Herb had googled Bisbee. To find out if Indians had inhabited
this territory. Or hard rock miners. And of course they had.
But they were all gone now. The original gold and silver miners
and prospectors disappeared once copper held sway. Apaches from
the Sulphur Springs Valley and up from Mexico were relocated
north to the San Carlos reservation. The Tohono O'odham, or
People of the Desert, were now confined to the vast reservation
to the west. And Herb learned about the pioneers who had first
homesteaded there. And the striking mine workers, rounded up,
loaded into stock cars, and run out of town at gunpoint by vigilantes
supported by the mine owners and city fathers in 1917. A rich
and colorful historic broth from which to brew the specters
he had seen.
The articles were all familiar. He vaguely remembered skimming
and forgetting their contents months before, in New York, when
he and Annie were still planning their trip. Now he wondered
if what he was seeing were phantasms conjured from the id, with
no substance or reality. As in delusion, he thought.
As in madness.
With Annie gone and time on his hands, Herb perused the records
of the Cochise County assessor and recorder. The little house
with the Christmas lights stood in the name of one Axel Mathiews,
recently deceased. Herb walked over to the Cochise County Courthouse
on Quality Hill, above the Iron Man statue, and checked the
probate records. Sure enough, a probate was pending. Herb examined
the file. The decedent had been 77 years old. He left one heir,
a brother named Jason, whose address was a nursing home in Omaha.
The Mercy Senior Care Home. Brother Jason had been appointed
executor of the will. The inventory listed the real property
as the principal asset of the estate. A private probate sale
had been made for the sum of $87,000, which was the full amount
of the referee's appraisal. The sale included miscellaneous
furniture and furnishings valued at $50.00. A confirmation hearing
was calendared for Friday morning, four days hence. The attorney
for the estate was Kyle B. Felson. Herb jotted down his name,
address, and phone number.
A sign carved into a board above a glass doorway on Main Street
proclaimed the law office of Kyle "Boomer" Felson.
A linoleum-clad stairway led straight up to the second floor.
Felson's office was on the left at the top of the stairs. The
wooden door said "Enter,"so Herb stepped inside. A
bell tinkled above the door. The front office was drab and smelled
of strong coffee. An old, thin, gray-speckled carpet showed
threadbare pathways of long use. A plump, middle-aged woman
with rosy cheeks sat behind a black steel desk.
"May I help you?" she asked.
Herb explained that he had telephoned that morning for an
appointment with Mr. Felson. He gave his name.
"Please be seated," she smiled, gesturing to an
ancient, well-worn sofa behind a coffee table. "I'll let
Boomer know you're here." She started for the half-open
door behind her, then turned and smiled again. "Would you
care for a cup of coffee, Mr. Gardner?"
"No, I'm fine," he replied, waving a hand.
Boomer kept him waiting. Of course he did. It was part of
an attorney's obligation. Herb looked around at the rustic setting,
comparing it to his offices in New York, with the plush brown
pile carpet, coordinated teakwood desks and furniture, subtle
recessed lighting, modern art wall hangings, and corridors lined
with bookcases. There was no comparison. I wish our overhead
were this low, he thought. I wonder what this guy's hourly
rate is?
Finally Kyle "Boomer" Felson appeared in the doorway.
He was a huge man in cowboy boots, maybe six-five, 300 pounds,
but gone soft, with a big sagging belly that bounced against
the restraining tug of his red suspenders. His white shirt had
perspiration stains under the arms. His tousled blond hair was
not yet graying. Herb took him to be in his late thirties or
early forties. His face wore a broad, boyish, endearing smile.
"Mr. Gardner, I'm Kyle Felson." He stuck out a meaty
hand. "My friends call me Boomer.'" He was obviously
a people person.
They shook hands, then Boomer turned back into his sanctuary.
"C'mon back and tell me what I can do for you."
Boomer's office was much larger than the receptionist's, with
windows overlooking the bustle of Main Street directly below.
Two antelope heads adorned the maple walls. An old oak captain's
desk and adjoining oak table were piled with a disarray of files,
letters, papers, and open books. Boomer eased himself behind
his desk and gestured to an oak captain's chair, where Herb
sat down.
They studied each other for a few moments, before Boomer said,
"So how're you enjoying your vacation here in Bisbee?"
"Very much. An interesting city you have here."
"And your home is . . . where?"
"New York."
"I guess you'll be heading on back after the holidays?"
"Perhaps," Herb replied. "Perhaps not."
Boomer nodded. Considered. "Erma tells me you have an
interest in the Mathiews estate. Were you a friend of Axel's?"
"No. Never met him. I assume you knew him?"
"Oh hell yes," Boomer said. "Axel and me go
way back. My father represented him over the years. Before he
retired and left the practice t'me. I did Axel's current will,
and now I'm handling the estate. What's your interest in all
this?"
"Well . . . I'm interested in the real property. I thought
you might be able to tell me a little about it. Its background.
History."
"That old rat trap? Pretty run down. It's not worth much.
Take a bucket o'money t'fix it up. We were lucky to make a sale
of it at all. For, what was it, $90,000."
"Actually, $87,000," Herb corrected.
Boomer's eyes narrowed a bit. "Yeah, I think your're
right. It was $87,000. Got an appraisal on it. That was all
it was worth. We were lucky to get that."
"Who did the probate appraisal?"
"Ernie Diggens is the probate referee."
"Friend of yours?"
Boomer's eyes narrowed even more.
"Just asking," Herb added. "Trying to get oriented
here."
"Yeah, I've known Ernie since we were in grade school."
He did not add, "So what?", but it was implied.
"And Ernie based his appraisal on a formal real estate
appraisal?"
"That's right."
"And who did that one?"
"Byron Thurmon. He's local and familiar with Bisbee properties.
Did a historical review of the property and a comparable sales
report. Took some pictures. Standard appraisal. Very thorough."
"Another friend of yours?"
"We're all friends here in the Bisbee business
community, Mr. Gardner."
"And the buyer? He a friend too?"
"I know him." Boomer's voice had grown cautious.
His eyes were now a squint. His smile gone. A patch of red spread
across the bridge of his nose into his cheeks.
"Can I get a copy of Mr. Thurmon's appraisal?"
"Now why would you want that?" Boomer asked, leaning
forward onto the desk as far as his belly would allow.
"Because I might be interested in bidding on the property,"
Herb responded.
"On that old trash heap? You'd just be throwing your
good money after bad, Mr. Gardner. I'd advise you against wasting
your money." Then he added, "An' besides, its already
been sold."
"For $87,000."
"Yeah. For $87,000. Cash."
"But the probate court will entertain overbids at the
confirmation hearing. Or am I mistaken?"
That seemed to catch Boomer by surprise. He thought about
it, examining Herb cautiously. Finally he asked, "Who are
you, Mr. Gardner?"
"Just a potential buyer interested in increasing the
sales proceeds for the benefit of the probate estate. As attorney
for the estate, you would like to increase the sales proceeds,
wouldn't you, Mr. Felson?"
"You're an attorney?"
"I'm just representing myself here."
"What're you offerin'?"
"I haven't decided yet," Herb said. "I need
to review Mr. Thurmon's appraisal first."
Boomer said nothing.
"Can I get a copy of the appraisal from you?"
Boomer was not smiling. "I'll have Erma make you a copy."
"And a preliminary title report? I assume you have one."
"Erma'll make a copy o'that, too."
"Good. Good." Herb stood, stretched, turned to leave.
Turned back. "I'd also like to have a look at the inside
of the place. When can I do that?"
"Sorry," Boomer said, also rising. "Can't do
that."
"Why not?"
"Don't have the keys." Boomer smiled. "Let
me know if you're plannin' on bidding at the hearing. Will you?"
"I'll see. Thanks for your time, Mr. Felson."
"Boomer," he corrected, automatically, without heart.
Back at the hotel, Herb reviewed the title report and the
appraisal. Title was free and clear. The appraisal seemed low,
however. Very low, compared to the asking price of other properties
he had seen in the window of a realtor's office. The comparables
were not really comparable. None were located downtown in Old
Bisbee. But the big question was the integrity of the structure
itself. As Herb had suspected, the little house and its neighbor,
together with a third house adjoining to the north, but turned
ninety-degrees to the others, were company houses that had been
relocated from the rim of the open pit mile when copper was
booming. Axel Mathiews had lived in his for more than forty
years.
Herb drew a deep breath and let it out. There was no time
for a structural inspection. No termite report. Do they even
have termites in Arizona? If he was going to wing this,
he might as well wing it all the way. It wasn't about the investment
anyway, was it?
He reached for his cell phone and punched the button for Will
Epstein. Will was his investment advisor and manager. Actually,
he was much more than that. He was his friend. Probably his
closest friend. Since college, they had spent a lot of time
together backpacking the Appalachian Trail. Through rain and
snow and bugs and heat and cold, they had practically hiked
the whole damned thing.
"Meyers and Epstein," an energetic female voice
answered.
"This is Herb Gardner calling for Will Epstein."
"Oh, yes, Mr. Gardner, I'll see if he's available."
Herb waited.
"Herb? Glad y'called. Where the hell are you?"
"Still in Bisbee."
"Still? Annie called me a coupla days ago. She's worried
about you."
Herb nodded his head. Sighed. "I'm worried about myself,
Will."
"Why? What's going on?"
"I'm thinking of buying a house."
"I thought you already had a house."
"A condo, actually."
A pause. "Well . . . that's not so bad." His voice
sounded relieved. "Your portfolio's a little light on real
estate anyway. Did y'find yourself a killer deal, Dawg?"
"It's not like that. Maybe it's a good deal. Maybe not.
I don't know."
"You sound a little tentative. You sure you want to do
this? Want me to review it?"
"No. My mind's pretty well made up."
"What do you want from me?"
"Money."
"How much?"
"I'm thinking maybe $120,000. Cash. I'll be bidding at
a probate sale. I might need more. Can I get it by Friday morning?"
"Well let's see." Herb could hear the clacking of
a keyboard as Will pulled up his account. "Doesn't look
like a problem. I can advance that much from your brokerage
account. You were thinking of selling some of the Vanguard TIPS
anyway, weren't you? We just don't want to tap into the 401(k)
though."
"That would be fine. Whatever you think is best, Will."
"Your sound a little down, Herb."
"I'm just tired."
More keyboard clacking. "That oughta do it. Where do
you want me to wire the money?"
Herb gave him the number of his new account at the Bisbee
branch of the Bank of America.
"Can I spare this?" Herb asked.
"Oh hell yeah. No problem. You've been pretty damned
successful over the past, what, fifteen years. You're in great
shape."
"I made a lot of money."
"More than a lot'."
"The inheritance helped."
"That it did. The ex-wives couldn't touch the inheritance
money. You came out well."
"I haven't done so well in love though, have I? Two wives
come and gone. Two divorces. Not much to show for all that."
"But you've got Annie now. She's a keeper."
Herb drew a breath. "I'm tired, Will."
"You've been down before. Vacations do that. You'll bounce
back. You always do. Once you get back to work."
Herb was silent for a long time before he asked, "Will?"
"Yeah, buddy?"
"How much is enough?"
The night before the probate hearing he dreamed he was looking
out the window at an endless line of vague, scruffy men being
led through the front door of the little house with the Christmas
lights. They were the striking miners of 1917, so drab and ghostly
that Herb thought he could see right through them. They and
a few wives and children and other union sympathizers from the
town were being herded by armed men into the little house, like
cattle into a stock car. The house could not possibly hold so
many. But it did. And the line kept coming. There was nothing
insubstantial about the armed guards. They glistened brightly
in the yellow glow of the street lights. Boomer Felson stood
beside the front door, impossibly tall and menacing, with a
hunting rifle at port arms across his chest, grinning and calling
mean insults to the disheartened souls that filed past him.
"All rise," barked the bailiff the next morning.
The Honorable Jerome Deetz entered and seated himself at the
bench. "Be seated," said the Bailiff.
"I'll call the probate calendar," Judge Deetz announced.
The first several cases were petitions for probate, which were
summarily granted. Then came several conservatorship petitions,
with the public defender and deputy district attorney reciting
their usual dialogue. Then a perfunctory settling of two or
three petitions for final distribution. The attorneys all looked
bored.
Herb sat in the front row, a little nervous, and watched the
judge as he worked. He appeared to be no older than his mid-thirties.
His hair was dark. His weathered face rugged and handsome. His
wit was obviously sharp. Herb wondered how such a young man
had gotten himself appointed, or elected, or however it was
done in Arizona. It seemed to defy the good-ol'-boy network
that he presided over, that Boomer was a part of. Herb decided
he liked this judge.
At last Judge Deetz announced, "On the probate sale calendar,
we have a return of sale in the estate of Axel Mathiews."
Herb remained seated as Boomer squirmed out of a full row
and led a thin, gray scarecrow of a man through the bar gate.
For court Boomer wore a tight-fitting, pale blue sports coat
and a black sting tie with a copper clasp that read "Bisbee."
He smiled up at the judge. "G'mornin', Judge. Boomer Felson
for the petitioner. And this here, as y'know, is Rylan Fletcher,
the proposed buyer. The sale is for $87,000 cash, the full amount
of the appraisal. The private sale was authorized in the will
an' was fairly conducted an' we're askin' the court t'confirm
it in the best interests of the estate." He glanced over
at Herb.
The judge followed his gaze with some curiosity, but when
Herb said nothing and remained seated, he looked down at the
file. "All right, this matter is on for confirmation of
sale, on the terms Boomer said. The minimum first overbid is"
. . . he turned the file upside down to look at the back of
the petition . . . "$93,950. Is there anyone in the audience
who would like to make a bid on the property?" He looked
up at Herb.
Herb stood up stiffly and cleared his throat. His heart was
pounding and his palms were moist. "Yes, your Honor. I'd
like to make a bid on the property."
The courtroom became silent. Boredom evaporated as all eyes
turned to Herb. Nothing like a little spirited bidding to brighten
an otherwise dull morning of paper shuffling.
"Will you state your name for the record, sir."
"Herbert Hoover Gardner."
There were the usual titters that his formal name evoked.
"Spell your last name."
Herb did so.
The judge made notes in the file. "And your address?"
Herb told him.
"Well, Mr. Gardner, we are not often honored by the presence
of a big time New York attorney in this humble probate court."
Herb had not told anyone he was an attorney. Boomer had obviously
done some research. And the word had spread through the good-old-boy
network. So much for Judge Deetz' independence. "I am only
representing myself, your honor. As a private party."
The judge nodded. "What is your bid?"
"$94,000."
"This is a cash offer?"
"Yes, your honor."
"And you understand that you will need to tender a cash
deposit of ten per cent of your bid this morning?"
"I'm prepared to do that. I have a cashier's check that
will cover it." Herb took a check out of his coat pocket.
"Local bank?"
"Yes, your honor. Bank of America, Bisbee."
The judge turned to Boomer, who stood uncharacteristically
subdued beside the scrawny buyer. This wasn't the way things
were supposed to be going. The two reminded Herb of nursery
rhyme characters. Jack Sprat and his corpulent wife. "You
were aware of this offer, Boomer?"
"I talked to Mr. Gardner just yesterday, judge. Wasn't
sure he'd be makin' a bid or not."
"Any problems with Mr. Gardner's tender?"
"No, judge."
"Fine. Then does Mr. Fletcher intend to increase the
bid?"
All eyes turned to the skinny old man in the cowboy shirt.
"Yes, sir," Fletcher piped up. "I'm gonna bid
$94,100."
The judge made a note in the file. "Mr. Gardner, over
to you."
"$95,000."
"Mr. Fletcher?"
"$95,100."
"Mr. Gardner?"
"$96,000."
"Mr. Fletcher?"
"$96,100."
"Mr. Gardner?"
"$97,000."
"Mr. Fletcher?"
Fletcher paused just a second before he mumbled, "$97,100,"
and Herb knew that he had him. Electricity tingled the air.
"$98,000," Herb offered, without waiting for the
judge to ask.
"Mr. Fletcher?"
The courtroom held its breath, all eyes on the scarecrow of
a man, who gazed down at a scrap of paper in his bony fingers.
His shoulders seemed to melt.
"Mr. Fletcher?" the judge prodded gently. "Do
you intend to increase your bid?"
Fletcher hung his head. Shook it slowly. It was all over.
A chair squeaked. Someone coughed. The murmur of low voices
resumed as the courtroom returned to life. Herb waited for applause,
which never came. It was all over.
"Anyone else wish to bid?" the judge asked the audience.
The room was silent.
"Is this offer acceptable to your client?" the judge
asked Boomer.
"I'm sure it will be. I'll have to call him up and confirm.
But, yeah, he'll accept it."
"Then I am going to confirm the sale to Mr. Gardner for
$98,000. Subject to confirmation by your client. When will you
know."
"Later this mornin'."
"Fine. You'll prepare the paperwork, Mr. Felson? And
the order?"
"Yeah, judge."
On the way out Boomer asked Herb if he could meet him at his
office at one that afternoon to sign the paperwork and transfer
the funds. "Should have it ready by then."
"I'll be there."
They shook hands cordially.
When Herb arrived at his office, Boomer was in fine spirits.
He presented Herb with a short probate sale agreement, a draft
of the deed, and a certified copy of Order of Sale.
"The judge signed it already? That was fast."
"It was a done deal. Now if y'don't mind signin' the
sales agreement, we can walk down to the bank and across the
street to the title company to take care of the financing. Unless
ywanna take a look inside the house first."
"I would like to look inside."
"Before or after?"
"After's fine. I already bought the place."
Herb skimmed the sale agreement, then scrawled his signature.
They walked down the street to the Bank of America, where he
surrendered his cashier's check for one in the full amount of
the purchase price payable to the estate. The rest went to his
account. He deposited the check into escrow at the title company
and they both signed escrow instructions. As soon as the deed
could be shipped to Omaha for signature and back, he would own
the little house with the Christmas lights.
"Y'ready t'go take a look at it?" Boomer asked as
they headed west on Main Street. He opened his cell phone, punched
in a number, and said, "Ophelia, we're on our way."
A pause. "Estamos llegando."
"Who's Ophelia?" Herb asked.
"Ophelia Ruiz. An old Mexican gal Axel had coming in
for years t'clean the place. A coupla times a week, I think.
I kept her on to keep the place up. Estate expense. Only once
a week, though. She and her husband boxed up Axel's personal
things. His clothes. Knick-knacks. Still got'em in storage.
Estate expense. Tossed out the food. I let'er take a few things.
The old tv. A couple of old chairs and a table. Some bedding.
Towels. Junk mostly. Nothing you'd want."
On the short, steep block of Shearer Street Boomer had to
stop twice and hang onto a lamp post to catch his breath. "Outa
shape," he puffed. The light breeze tousled his blond cowlick.
"Maybe we should of driven."
"Naw. Doc says I need t'get out an' walk. . . . Lose
some weight. . . . Watch my diet."
"I hope Mr. Fletcher isn't too sore that I outbid him
this morning."
"He should thank ya. . . . Probably saved him . . . a
whole lot of aggravation. . . . Fletcher'd picked up an option
. . . on the place next door. . . . Had a notion o'buyin' .
. . the third one too . . . tearin'em all down an' buildin'
a brand new hotel."
"Just like in Monopoly."
"I guess. But he didn't have the capital . . . for that
kind of project. Nowhere near. The economy's not right . . .
for a new downtown hotel. Not with all the other conversions
scrambling to stay afloat. Not with what's goin' on across the
border in Mexico."
They started walking, but Boomer again had to stop. "Can
I ask y'somethin'?"
"Shoot," Herb said, enjoying Boomer's company.
"You really plannin to . . . move into that place? .
. . Quit your practice . . . in New York?"
"Kind of crazy, huh?"
"I've heard crazier, I reckon."
Ophelia met them at the front door. She was an elderly woman,
small and wiry with a nice smile. Her English was not so good.
"Bienvenidos," she said.
The house was surprisingly clean and neat, though the air
smelled a bit stale. In the front room sat a naugahyde recliner,
two end tables, and an electric space heater plugged into the
wall. The beige carpet was worn, but vacuumed. A pale square
in the carpet showed where the old console tv had sat. There
was no clutter. No knick-knacks. Beyond the living room was
a small, spare, bright kitchen. A sink. An old refrigerator
chugging away. A linoleum-topped counter and a small breakfast
nook with an old wooden trestle table. A small bathroom was
behind the kitchen. The floor was covered with worn, but still
serviceable red Mexican tile. Dripping water had scoured away
a line of porcelain in the pedestal sink. A clawfoot bathtub
had a shower head on a tall pipe and a wraparound curtain. It
all looked clean. A small room with an antique washer and dryer
was next.
The bedroom was at the back of the house. A cheap knock-off
of a Navajo rug covered the original hardwood floor, now painted
brown. An unfinished wooden dresser stood in the corner. A bare
double mattress sat on a low iron frame. Herb stared down at
the mattress. It looked clean enough, but . . . . "Boomer?"
"Yeah?" Boomer ducked his head through the doorway.
"Where . . . er . . . where did Axel die?"
Boomer followed his gaze to the mattress, then grinned. "Not
here. Axel died in the hospital in Douglas. Quietly. Nothin'
t'worry about. He had a stroke raking leaves, and the ambulance
carted him straight off to the hospital. He never made it back
home."
"Is there any bedding?"
"Probably some blankets in one or another of the cupboards.
Or Ophelia can bring y'some back, if she took em all."
He turned to the housekeeper and spoke slowly. "Ophelia.
Are there any bed sheets?"
She stared at him blankly.
"Hay sabana?"
"No, senior. No hay."
"How about pillowcases? Hay fundas?"
"No hay."
"How about blankets? Hay mantas?"
"Si, hay," Her face brightened. "Alli."
She produced a heavy wool blanket and a thin cotton one from
the side cupboard. They had both been washed. She placed them
neatly on the mattress.
And so it went as they peeled back the layers of a dead man's
life. They inspected the washer and dryer. Ophelia showed them
where there was a half-empty box of Tide. Cups and saucers.
Plates. Rudimentary silverware. A tea kettle. Pots and pans.
A dead man's possessions. Now a new owner's treasures.
"You're probably gonna want fresh sheets anyway,"
Boomer said as they walked back toward the front of the house.
"And a new mattress pad, if you're thinking of spending
the night."
"I was thinkin' just that. Might as well try her out.
Of course, I'll need a copy of Ophelia's key."
"Here. Take mine. Y'already paid for it." Boomer
handed him a door key. "Same key works both doors."
"Thanks."
At the front door, Herb turned to Ophelia. Bent down so their
eyes were level. "Ever see any ghosts here, Ophelia?"
She stared at him.
"Hay espiritu?"
Her eyes widened as she crossed herself. "Aqui?"
"Si. Aqui. Hay fantasmas?"
"No senior. No hay nada."
As they descended the steps, Boomer asked, "What was
that all about?"
"Oh, nothing," Herb replied. "Just thinking
about the ghost tours up at the Copper Queen."
"Oh, that. Anything t'make a buck I guess."
Herb changed the subject. "Where would I get new linens
for the bed around here?"
"Down at the Alco Discount Store on the Naco Highway.
Or the Family Dollar. Unless y'want something fancy, an' then
you're gonna have to go all the way over t'Sierra Vista."
"How far is the Alco?"
"C'mon, I'll give ya a lift down there. I need t'pick
up a few things myself."
That night, as Herb sat on the edge of his crisp new sheets,
it all seemed clear to him. He knew what he needed to do. He
tried to script the call he would make to Annie in the morning.
It seemed an impossible task, but he needed to try. It was important
to try. His law partners could wait. To them he would use the
word "sabbatical," though he doubted he would ever
go back. But time would tell.
Yes, he would call Annie first thing in the morning. Tell
her what had happened. Tell her what this had all been about.
Tell her how he had bought the house at probate sale. She would
laugh. Tell her that he needed her to come back.
He had just laid his head on the new pillow when he thought
he heard something at the front of the house. Herb sat up, curious.
But not alarmed. Not any more. It was more likely Ophelia returning
something, or the refrigerator cycling off, than the ghost of
a dead Indian. There was no Indian. Not really. No miner. No
burro. He knew that now, and all was well. They had arisen from
the spirit of Bisbee, which his unconscious had channeled to
convince him to do that which his reasoning mind would never
have entertained.
Herb slipped on his robe and padded to the front door. Past
the now-silent refrigerator. He opened the door a crack. Felt
the draft of cold air. There was no one there. Of course not.
The Indian had not been real. He knew that. But Annie would
be real when she came back. He could picture her standing there
in the warm glow of the Christmas lights. She looked beautiful.
Smiling and fresh in spite of her long flight. Her carry-on
bag on the porch beside her as she held her thin jacket wrapped
against the evening chill.
"Well . . . ya gonna invite me in, cowboy?" she
would say.
And, smiling, he would open the door wide.
But what if she wouldn't come back? He felt a tightening in
the pit of his stomach. The dark bile began to rise. He didn't
want to think about that. He put the thought out of his mind.
Why wouldn't she come back? She would understand, once he explained
it all to her.
Herb closed the door. Padded back to bed. Laid his head on
the new pillow. First thing in the morning he would call Annie.